{"href":"https://api.simplecast.com/oembed?url=https%3A%2F%2Fabsurdist-news.simplecast.com%2Fepisodes%2Fcharity-war-2019-absurdist-news-208bb26d","width":444,"version":"1.0","type":"rich","title":"Charity War 2019 - Absurdist News: Valentine's ","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_url":"https://image.simplecastcdn.com/images/162d31/162d319a-2d61-4556-b116-d2a417adf61d/2c01f73d-5c3f-450d-ad91-e9305e0e34bb/1550014926-artwork.jpg","thumbnail_height":300,"provider_url":"https://simplecast.com","provider_name":"Simplecast","html":"<iframe src=\"https://player.simplecast.com/2c01f73d-5c3f-450d-ad91-e9305e0e34bb\" height=\"200\" width=\"100%\" title=\"Charity War 2019 - Absurdist News: Valentine&apos;s \" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"></iframe>","height":200,"description":"HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! Well depending on when you listening this. But its coming out on the 13th so close enough.\r\nThis week, Marks brings Max and Dave all the lovey dovey stories... Valentine's stories! Articles cover tinder bots, Goodwill, animal condoms, ketchup caviar, and Indian extremists."}