{"href":"https://api.simplecast.com/oembed?url=https%3A%2F%2Fb-p-tuesday.simplecast.com%2Fepisodes%2Fhes-a-mouse-hes-not-a-rat-B3v7VPGO","width":444,"version":"1.0","type":"rich","title":"He’s A Mouse, He’s Not A Rat","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_url":"https://image.simplecastcdn.com/images/598bab7a-697d-4835-9f58-eed23ca08d2b/eed8787d-e6f1-452c-a917-6914d56f0026/b-p-20logo.jpg","thumbnail_height":300,"provider_url":"https://simplecast.com","provider_name":"Simplecast","html":"","height":200,"description":"The boys fumble the opening — full false start, right off the top — and then somehow land in one of the smoothest grooves of the year. Brian, Pete and fact checker Morgan are all dragging themselves in fresh off the LABOUR DAY WEEKEND, which, as it turns out, was properly laboured: a mysterious FINNISH LIQUEUR got cracked, flip cup got played, and the day never really recovered. Neither did anyone else.\n\nOut of that wreckage comes an actual business idea — the FIRST EVER B.P. TUESDAYS WINE TASTING. Pitches are made. Standards are low. It's happening.\n\nPete then has a coughing fit so committed it nearly ends the episode, and the boys push straight into a genuinely TENSE Guess the Song Lyric, where the NEW RULES finally get solidified once and for all. The answer? Paramore — Caught In The Middle. That's all we'll say.\n\nThen Willow Smith gets her flowers, because Willow Smith is a SAVAGE and the crew loves her, which does not stop Brian from attempting to frame Pete for something he did not do. Classic. Nobody buys it. Morgan rules against him.\n\nNew game alert: guess the NUMBER the other person is thinking of. That's it. That's the game. It's a blast, obviously.\n\nAnd the Blind Ranking is a beauty — BOARD GAMES, but ranked by how you'd fare if you were actually IN them.\n\nCrack one and settle in, b'ys."}