{"href":"https://api.simplecast.com/oembed?url=https%3A%2F%2Fbig-cigarette.simplecast.com%2Fepisodes%2Fthe-case-against-amber-turd-part-2-jP4Fu3pm","width":444,"version":"1.0","type":"rich","title":"The Case Against Amber Turd: Part 2","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_url":"https://image.simplecastcdn.com/images/fb232cb0-4db0-4615-94bb-df9ee5b8feef/dbb17965-8e85-4c9c-97e0-2afa705b6944/big-cig-art-final.jpg","thumbnail_height":300,"provider_url":"https://simplecast.com","provider_name":"Simplecast","html":"<iframe src=\"https://player.simplecast.com/70b66bfa-5066-4acb-b304-5a95835b9df0\" height=\"200\" width=\"100%\" title=\"The Case Against Amber Turd: Part 2\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"></iframe>","height":200,"description":"Hello #truthers, VapeGods™, and dookie detectives - Welcome to Part 2 of our series detailing the Hearpp pandemic. In this episode, we're covering highlights from the first half of the trial. We're talking Milani, Starbucks, the lazy LAPD, metadata - and that's just the opening statements. We'll be reviewing key witness testimony, the court of law vs the court of public opinion, and the media's disparate analysis of the viral #teamJohnny \"movement\" online. Who saw Johnny's penis? Who bought the muffins? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FINGIE? **pulls up in a Mustang convertible** \"Get in loser, we're going to Coachella.\" xx"}