{"href":"https://api.simplecast.com/oembed?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexitinterview.simplecast.com%2Fepisodes%2Ftape-213-abbyz-pi1oyHUp","width":444,"version":"1.0","type":"rich","title":"PURELL: ALL MERMAIDS GO TO HELL (ft. Whitney Dillon)","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_url":"https://image.simplecastcdn.com/images/468b6a69-5676-46ad-bcc8-d7aaf96e634f/b7a03f72-594c-466e-ad17-6554d18d00f6/exit-interview-log.jpg","thumbnail_height":300,"provider_url":"https://simplecast.com","provider_name":"Simplecast","html":"<iframe src=\"https://player.simplecast.com/1f6ac357-a732-4be9-bdad-9112a2d5f055\" height=\"200\" width=\"100%\" title=\"PURELL: ALL MERMAIDS GO TO HELL (ft. Whitney Dillon)\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"></iframe>","height":200,"description":"(2000 - 2021) Purell, that mermaid tucked beneath a layer of trash in the Long Island Sound, the owner of the Michelin-star underwater restaurant \"Mike's\", and also the collector of human detritus, died in her restaurant last night while celebrating her success with her family. Despite enduring trans-continental commutes during her college years and mermaid-biases throughout her career, Pearl grew to become a businessmermaid and inspiration to her entire species and community.  Her funeral will be held with scuba gear in the Long Island Sound, and if ya can't make it - just tune into Dolph Lundren's station. Or Jerry FishFins. Or Ricky ManArms. Or Neptune's podcast \"SeaTimeTalk\".\n\nWHITNEY DILLON as Pearl & Cheryl\nWILL KOLLER as Aquafur & Neptune & Ricky ManArms\nJOHN GOODMAN as Devil & Dolph Lundren & Jerry FishFins\nDAN KUAN PEEPLES as God & Mike & Mark the Monkfish\n\ntheme song by AARON SHAPIRO\nan ELEVATOR pod\n\n"}