{"href":"https://api.simplecast.com/oembed?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexitinterview.simplecast.com%2Fepisodes%2Ftiny-fixer-suez-spy-ft-noah-weinflash-yOvhAj35","width":444,"version":"1.0","type":"rich","title":"TINY FIXER SUEZ SPY (ft. Noah Weinflash)","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_url":"https://image.simplecastcdn.com/images/468b6a69-5676-46ad-bcc8-d7aaf96e634f/b7a03f72-594c-466e-ad17-6554d18d00f6/exit-interview-log.jpg","thumbnail_height":300,"provider_url":"https://simplecast.com","provider_name":"Simplecast","html":"<iframe src=\"https://player.simplecast.com/26164f08-2af9-47b9-833a-0e09a98e4b25\" height=\"200\" width=\"100%\" title=\"TINY FIXER SUEZ SPY (ft. Noah Weinflash)\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"></iframe>","height":200,"description":"(1998 - 2024) Christopher \"Tiny\" Sanchez the Fourth, scion of the Sanchez Shipping Company and co-founder of the holiday Christmas, passed away yesterday in the late afternoon doing what he loved: swinging hammers for prizes. As the youngest/favorite son of a mother-worshipping family, Sanchez pressed all the right buttons in his rapid rise to the top of his family's shipping company - growing from Sharpie-wielding hourly employee all the way to \"fixer\" (see: Sanchez Family Scrolls pg. 48). In his short life, he tackled problems such as figuring out how to get the ball through the oval-shaped hoop, to figuring out how to get a cargo ship through the oval-shaped canal. He will be buried next to his grandfather - Christopher Sanchez the Second - and Sharpies will be available at the funeral to sign his casket. No purveyors, purchasers, or surveyors allowed. New Episode Thur$dAy!"}