{"href":"https://api.simplecast.com/oembed?url=https%3A%2F%2Fhold-my-baby.simplecast.com%2Fepisodes%2F12-pO87ATaF","width":444,"version":"1.0","type":"rich","title":"Ep 12: Volunteer Parent Rage, Party Kids Gone Wild & Crocs at Paintball","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_url":"https://image.simplecastcdn.com/images/b3f405d2-e127-41e0-b9de-0d1d7a101e12/c2cd8964-fb9e-4c4d-88d4-891a97af5fdf/hold-20my-20baby.jpg","thumbnail_height":300,"provider_url":"https://simplecast.com","provider_name":"Simplecast","html":"<iframe src=\"https://player.simplecast.com/a6fff502-6b95-40c6-b756-42ec0284e58c\" height=\"200\" width=\"100%\" title=\"Ep 12: Volunteer Parent Rage, Party Kids Gone Wild &amp; Crocs at Paintball\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"></iframe>","height":200,"description":"Welcome back to **Hold My Baby**, the parenting podcast where we love our kids deeply… but we also expect basic manners, social skills, and maybe a little gratitude when adults are doing unpaid labor for them.\n\nIn this episode, Erik and Kira spiral into two of parenting’s greatest nightmares:\n\n1. **Adults who refuse to volunteer but have endless opinions**\n2. **Kids at parties who disappear into your house like tiny feral raccoons**\n\nWe get into:\n\n* Korean spas, gym “bang,” and why this podcast needs supervision\n* Coaching Little League again because your kid suddenly has friends\n* Volunteering at school and realizing some parents truly do not care\n* Parent Nights rules: pre-feed your child or don’t come\n* HOLD MY BABY: kids showing up to paintball in Crocs like it’s a beach day\n\nIf you’ve ever thought “why am I the only parent doing anything?” — congratulations. This episode is for you."}