{"href":"https://api.simplecast.com/oembed?url=https%3A%2F%2Fhold-my-baby.simplecast.com%2Fepisodes%2Fep-7-_J_vYjL_","width":444,"version":"1.0","type":"rich","title":"Ep 7: Family Photos, Teen Mustaches & Public Speakerphone Rage","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_url":"https://image.simplecastcdn.com/images/b3f405d2-e127-41e0-b9de-0d1d7a101e12/c2cd8964-fb9e-4c4d-88d4-891a97af5fdf/hold-20my-20baby.jpg","thumbnail_height":300,"provider_url":"https://simplecast.com","provider_name":"Simplecast","html":"<iframe src=\"https://player.simplecast.com/f8ad081a-8687-4158-88a7-0fd923662abf\" height=\"200\" width=\"100%\" title=\"Ep 7: Family Photos, Teen Mustaches &amp; Public Speakerphone Rage\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"></iframe>","height":200,"description":"Welcome back to **Hold My Baby**, the parenting podcast where we lovingly judge your choices while actively questioning our own.\n\nThis episode starts with denim debates and pajama pants denial, spirals into family photos we *swore* we’d never take, and somehow ends with public speakerphone etiquette, airplane seating warfare, and mustache-based childhood trauma.\n\nErik and Kira unpack:\n\n* Pajama pants disguised as “real clothes”\n* Family portraits, matching pajamas & becoming the parents you mocked\n* Growing up without photos and why it hits later\n* Old-school parenting discipline (the *look*, the whisper, the dressing room)\n* Teen mustaches, shaving politics & rites of passage\n* Puberty, grooming, and projecting your childhood onto your kids\n* Speakerphone psychopaths in public\n* Comedy Store parking lot chaos\n* Exit-row airplane survival strategies (again, because people are animals)\n\nIf you’ve ever said *“I used to make fun of those parents… and now I am them,”* welcome home."}