{"href":"https://api.simplecast.com/oembed?url=https%3A%2F%2Fobitchuary.simplecast.com%2Fepisodes%2Fobitch-chaos-in-toyland-1KkO85F8","width":444,"version":"1.0","type":"rich","title":"OBITCH chaos in toyland...","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_url":"https://image.simplecastcdn.com/images/3c9c3c2a-a53f-40bd-9d24-bdb387b03fb1/d56bbd98-7391-4993-91e7-6efdbb3d41bc/sxm-cover-morbid-obitchuary-3000x3000-final.jpg","thumbnail_height":300,"provider_url":"https://simplecast.com","provider_name":"Simplecast","html":"<iframe src=\"https://player.simplecast.com/2f02ac98-cdb1-444b-a899-2ceebcddb544\" height=\"200\" width=\"100%\" title=\"OBITCH chaos in toyland...\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"></iframe>","height":200,"description":"Hello Geoffs! This week Spencer was in the Holiday spirit, breaking down some toys you should absolutely never have under the tree or there might just be some deadly consequences. But first, Madison is giving us the gift of patents for some pretty macabre inventions. We’ve got an obituary for the worst Christmas ever, and one that left us with some questions. We’ve also, of course, got some dumb.ass.criminallllllls! \n\n\n\n\nBuy our book: prh.com/obitchuary\n\n\n\n\nCome see us live on tour: obitchuarypodcast.com\n\n\n\n\nJoin our Patreon: Patreon.com/cultliter\n\n\n\n\nFollow along online: @obitchuarypod on Twitter & Instagram @obitchuarypodcast on TikTok\n\n\n\n\nCheck out Spencer’s other podcast Cult Liter wherever you’re listening!\n\n\n\n\nWrite to us: obitpod@gmail.com\n\n\n\n\nSpencer Henry & Madison Reyes\n\nPO Box 18149 Long Beach, CA 90807\n\n\n\n\nGet a cameo from us: https://www.cameo.com/obitchuarypodcast\n\n\n\n\nSources:\n\nhttps://www.ndtv.com/world-news/us-woman-stabs-boyfriend-in-eye-for-looking-at-other-women-police-4616327\n\nhttps://www.mayoclinic.org/medical-professionals/pediatrics/news/when-its-kids-vs-trampolines-kids-often-lose/mac-20431484\n\nhttps://www.al.com/entertainment/2015/12/dangerous_toys.html\n\nhttps://www.newspapers.com/image/292255319/?terms=%22gilbert%20u-238%22&match=1\n\nhttps://www.newspapers.com/image/337195192/?terms=%22lawn%20darts%20death%22&match=1\n\nhttps://www.cbsnews.com/news/e-scooter-hoverboard-fires-deaths-injuries-feds/\n\nhttps://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/3104447\n\nhttps://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/2892241\n\nhttps://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/5256068\n\nhttps://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/6299229\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyroligneous_acid\n\nhttps://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/5895625\n\nhttps://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/6550114\n\nhttps://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/20050051065\n\nhttps://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/6526779\n\nhttps://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/5353609\n\nhttps://www.newspapers.com/image/804500195/?terms=%223ft%20fall%22&match=1\n\nhttps://www.instagram.com/p/C0agJRyLa92/"}