{"href":"https://api.simplecast.com/oembed?url=https%3A%2F%2Fthats-spooky.simplecast.com%2Fepisodes%2Fsgb-241-my-pet-hamburger-ZmS61VKt","width":444,"version":"1.0","type":"rich","title":"SGB #241 - My Pet Hamburger","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_url":"https://image.simplecastcdn.com/images/3c9c3c2a-a53f-40bd-9d24-bdb387b03fb1/ffe79770-18fe-4606-bbfa-a8e9f4a09c39/sxm-cover-morbid-thats-spooky-3000x3000-final.jpg","thumbnail_height":300,"provider_url":"https://simplecast.com","provider_name":"Simplecast","html":"","height":200,"description":"Welcome to another episode of Spooky Gay Bullsh!t, our weekly hangout where we break down all of the hot topics from the world of the weird, the scary, and issues that affect the LGBTQIA2+ community!\n\nThis week, we cover: a man arrested at an Olive Garden after allegedly forcing a woman to marry him, a man flees arrest straight into the jaws of an alligator, Bruce the dog's kayak close call, one man's wild response to getting repeatedly ding-dong ditched, and the 12-year-old Brazilian orphan who turned out to be a 38-year-old woman!\n\nSee you next Friday for more Spooky Gay Bullsh!t!\n\n\n\nJoin the Secret Society That Doesn't Suck for exclusive weekly mini episodes, livestreams, and a whole lot more! patreon.com/thatsspooky\n\nGet into our new apparel store and the rest of our merch! thatsspooky.com/store\n\nCheck out our website for show notes, photos, and more at thatsspooky.com\n\nFollow us on Instagram for photos from today’s episode and all the memes @thatsspookypod\n\nWe're on Twitter! Follow us at @thatsspookypod\n\nDon’t forget to send your spooky gay B.S. to thatsspookypod@gmail.com "}