{"href":"https://api.simplecast.com/oembed?url=https%3A%2F%2Fthe-buttonista.simplecast.com%2Fepisodes%2Ffck-off-5u3HsMp0","width":444,"version":"1.0","type":"rich","title":"F*ck Off","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_url":"https://image.simplecastcdn.com/images/e37b15bc-e26f-42a0-9b21-22e97446d524/b0f3a6c2-99a0-4486-8e80-46204f9afc54/buttonista-20show-20logos-202024-20-instagram-20post.jpg","thumbnail_height":300,"provider_url":"https://simplecast.com","provider_name":"Simplecast","html":"<iframe src=\"https://player.simplecast.com/104bb408-5d4e-4ab6-9962-88e022ceb027\" height=\"200\" width=\"100%\" title=\"F*ck Off\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"></iframe>","height":200,"description":"Thank GOD It's Tuesday! The Buttonista is back at it again from the Big Yellow Chair with a whole lotta peaks and pits to share this early in the week. Christmas decorations are low in inventory, but there is one thing that is being spotted in EXCESS quantity at the stores lately that is causing the Buttonista and the Sr. Buttonista a bit of worry. Nobody asked for this amount of hot takes, f*ck offs and random tangents, but here we have it. Grab your panties and go on another adventure as you stream the latest episode of the show.\n\nEPISODE NOTES:\n\nNobody Asked Me, But... (0:22)\n\nCapital Region's Best Dressed Reminder (2:30)\n\nAunt Kathy's Soup Season (3:51)\n\nBringing back the Peaks and the Pits (6:08)\n\nInvestigative Report: The Malty Panty Tree (6:28)\n\nConstant \"up\" and \"down\" directional confusion (8:06)\n\nThe Christmas Peak: Faux Tree Dreams (10:50)\n\nYour weekly \"inventory is low\" reminder - shop early!! (14:20)\n\nThe one thing there WAS too many of at the store (15:29)\n\nPlausible answers for why you are bringing your man shopping (17:25)\n\nThe Lasagna Incident of 2021 brought to you by Times Union (20:50)\n\nWhen the new show hits different (30:20)\n\nPit #2: What I've missed out on by not watching Succession on HBO (31:15)\n\nIntroducing Harvest2Homes to the Buttonista Podcast (35:09)\n\nAm I going to be out of a job soon? (38:34)\n\nToss your Airpods and grab the cords if you wanna be cool again, apparently (43:44)\n\nThank you for listening to this show instead of Al Roker's podcast (48:32)\n\nBrought to you by Miller Lite.\n"}