{"href":"https://api.simplecast.com/oembed?url=https%3A%2F%2Fthe-buttonista.simplecast.com%2Fepisodes%2Fget-rid-of-your-2021-bingo-card-5dvIVckm","width":444,"version":"1.0","type":"rich","title":"Get Rid of Your 2021 Bingo Card","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_url":"https://image.simplecastcdn.com/images/e37b15bc-e26f-42a0-9b21-22e97446d524/b0f3a6c2-99a0-4486-8e80-46204f9afc54/buttonista-20show-20logos-202024-20-instagram-20post.jpg","thumbnail_height":300,"provider_url":"https://simplecast.com","provider_name":"Simplecast","html":"<iframe src=\"https://player.simplecast.com/10e5c4ca-a8d9-4a00-89ad-ee5b3b1baa57\" height=\"200\" width=\"100%\" title=\"Get Rid of Your 2021 Bingo Card\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"></iframe>","height":200,"description":"That's it! The final TWO episodes of the Buttonista Podcast are on the horizon,  kicking things off on this fine #TGIT with Episode 69 (nice). And listen,  it's been another shit show of a year but it doesn't mean you to need to put depressing tweets out into the world in the hope to go pandemic-viral.  Today,  there's some talk about last minute holiday gifts, Christmas menus and  what it's REALLY all about as a friendly little reminder from your favorite 4'11\" elf.\n\nEPISODE NOTES:\n\nNobody Asked Me, But... (1:01)\n\nIntroducing a third Miller Lite style to the can vs. bottle debate (2:10)\n\nEnough with the cheesy pandemic-related tweets (4:44)\n\nI hate how much I love a fanny pack (6:40)\n\nSweater vests and a new career path for the Buttonista in 2022 (8:36)\n\nA reminder about Sock Proposal Season (10:34)\n\nThe \"last minute\" Christmas gift (14:09)\n\nCurb Your Enthusiasm at your Local TJ Maxx (17:12)\n\nBest places to take a bathroom break while shopping (25:08)\n\nChristmas menu in the Buttonista Household (33:51)\n\nLast chance for pre-holiday Buttonista merch (40:37)\n\nThe big Two Buttons Deep surprise (41:57)\n\nYou can make $100K selling your bottled farts online (45:35)\n\nBest enjoyed with a Miller Lite."}