{"href":"https://api.simplecast.com/oembed?url=https%3A%2F%2Fthe-buttonista.simplecast.com%2Fepisodes%2Flightning-crotch-for-everyone-YZOYTnd_","width":444,"version":"1.0","type":"rich","title":" Lightning Crotch For Everyone","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_url":"https://image.simplecastcdn.com/images/e37b15bc-e26f-42a0-9b21-22e97446d524/e58ff545-0048-4ce2-bbc6-998febe3ee6f/cropped_1789481652768.jpg","thumbnail_height":300,"provider_url":"https://simplecast.com","provider_name":"Simplecast","html":"<iframe src=\"https://player.simplecast.com/5f73e816-9103-43fd-a382-1d0bd0fabfc7\" height=\"200\" width=\"100%\" title=\" Lightning Crotch For Everyone\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"></iframe>","height":200,"description":"This week, Jack might be acting a little weird on the podcast after a dentist appointment where the dental hygienist was definitely onto him about his recent habits from his trip to Greece. Meanwhile, we finally found a good reason to give a toddler coffee, I reflect on a recent TJ Maxx purchase that would please my former college-aged self, we discuss being the last generation to have real 9/11 memories to reflect on and more.\n\nEPISODE NOTES:\n\nExplaining lightning crotch to Jack and finding out who can get it (2:10)\n\nKids getting off the school bus at 6 P.M. on he first day of school --that's nuts (5:58)\n\nNobody Asked Me, But... (12:32)\n\nJack made new adult friends (24:50)\n\nCigarettes in Europe 101 (30:15)\n\nPeaks and Pits presented by WellNow Urgent Care (33:14)\n\nMy vintage Teletubbies collection is incomplete (41:00)\n\nGuessing which Dunkin' coffee flavors are real (52:49)\n\nA few random things (56:32)\n\nToday's episode is brought to you by Frank Adams Jewelers, a highly respected, fourth-generation family-owned luxury jeweler located on Wolf Road in Albany. For nearly a century, they’ve built a reputation as “Albany’s Finest,” growing from a small watch repair business founded in 1922 into the Capital Region’s premier destination for fine jewelry and luxury timepieces. They specialize in fine diamonds, engagement rings, and luxury watches, carrying world-renowned brands like Rolex, Tudor, David Yurman, and more. Whether you’re shopping for a once-in-a-lifetime gift or just looking to treat yourself, Frank Adams combines high-end selection with the kind of personal service that’s made them a Capital Region staple for generations. Visit them online or in person at 144 Wolf Road in Albany, open Tuesday through Saturday. Right now on our page, you can enter to win $1,000 to Frank Adams and $300 to 15 Church in Saratoga Springs. Enter to win here!"}