{"href":"https://api.simplecast.com/oembed?url=https%3A%2F%2Fthe-buttonista.simplecast.com%2Fepisodes%2Fliving-high-on-the-hog-O5yt8HPp","width":444,"version":"1.0","type":"rich","title":"Living High on the Hog","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_url":"https://image.simplecastcdn.com/images/e37b15bc-e26f-42a0-9b21-22e97446d524/b0f3a6c2-99a0-4486-8e80-46204f9afc54/buttonista-20show-20logos-202024-20-instagram-20post.jpg","thumbnail_height":300,"provider_url":"https://simplecast.com","provider_name":"Simplecast","html":"<iframe src=\"https://player.simplecast.com/3cda1bad-8a13-4a21-8202-ef327fbff4ff\" height=\"200\" width=\"100%\" title=\"Living High on the Hog\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"></iframe>","height":200,"description":"If a dog shits in the woods and no one is there to throw it in the trash, does the dog really shit at all? THANK GOD IT'S TUESDAY! Turns out this is NOT the 150th episode nor is it not my next live show...and this is largely due to a human error knowing that my counting skills are on a steep decline with each passing day. Tune into the brand new episode for some fun facts and phrases, a long train of thought about buying expired salad dressing and several new entries to be written in the future book that will be published someday, \"Why Do Bad Things Happen to Mediocre People?\"\nEPISODE NOTES:\n\nFun facts before the show (0:08)\n\nIt is NOT the 150th episode and it is NOT a live show today (1:57)\n\nMake sure to grab your tickets for the Adirondack Wine and Food Festival (4:25) \n\nNobody Asked Me, But... (6:16)\n\nHave you ever returned something at a grocery store? (12:13)\n\nWhy Do Bad Things Happen to Mediocre People? (22:15)\n\n\"Living High on the Hog\" (27:47)\n\nDocumentary overload (31:00)\n\nMy encounter with the Jehovah's Witnesses (33:48)\n\nThis show is best enjoyed with a Miller Lite.\n\nSave on your Adirondack Wine and Food Festival tickets by purchasing them here. Also grab your tickets to Saratoga National's Porchsecco Happy Hour on June 20!"}