{"href":"https://api.simplecast.com/oembed?url=https%3A%2F%2Fthe-buttonista.simplecast.com%2Fepisodes%2Fseedless-lemons-3Kje0Bb0","width":444,"version":"1.0","type":"rich","title":"Seedless Lemons","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_url":"https://image.simplecastcdn.com/images/e37b15bc-e26f-42a0-9b21-22e97446d524/b0f3a6c2-99a0-4486-8e80-46204f9afc54/buttonista-20show-20logos-202024-20-instagram-20post.jpg","thumbnail_height":300,"provider_url":"https://simplecast.com","provider_name":"Simplecast","html":"<iframe src=\"https://player.simplecast.com/1b8562b6-b414-430a-abcb-9a385a944f99\" height=\"200\" width=\"100%\" title=\"Seedless Lemons\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"></iframe>","height":200,"description":"Thank GOD it's Tuesday! We're well past Daylight Saving Time now for all of you DST haters, lovers or those who are part of the Extra \"S\" police, who step into full enforcement any time a little letter gets added to pluralize something WITHOUT PERMISSION from the holy dictionary dot com. This week, The Buttonista is embracing her inner woman and getting into some feminine talk that'll make some listeners want to increase the speed to 1.5 or 2x to make it past that and into the other good stuff.\n\nEPISODE NOTES:\n\nNobody Asked Me, But... (1:16)\n\nThoughts on Daylight Savingsssss.... (2:15)\n\nOfficially back on the emotional rollercoaster of being a girl (6:50)\n\nA bone to pick with phone holders (16:23)\n\nEye twitch update upon request (22:22)\n\nDon't show the UPS guy your \"O-face\" unless it's the hot one on Two Buttons Deep (34:08)\n\nSeedless lemons and dressing for the weather you want (37:25)\n\nBest enjoyed with a Miller Lite."}