{"href":"https://api.simplecast.com/oembed?url=https%3A%2F%2Fthe-buttonista.simplecast.com%2Fepisodes%2Ft-minus-30-days-til-30-NAwsoxo3","width":444,"version":"1.0","type":"rich","title":"T-Minus 30 Days Til 30","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_url":"https://image.simplecastcdn.com/images/e37b15bc-e26f-42a0-9b21-22e97446d524/b0f3a6c2-99a0-4486-8e80-46204f9afc54/buttonista-20show-20logos-202024-20-instagram-20post.jpg","thumbnail_height":300,"provider_url":"https://simplecast.com","provider_name":"Simplecast","html":"<iframe src=\"https://player.simplecast.com/55797c9a-b320-440b-a2d5-99b75dcfdcce\" height=\"200\" width=\"100%\" title=\"T-Minus 30 Days Til 30\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"></iframe>","height":200,"description":"Thank God It's Tuesday! Hopefully you notice the slight upgrade in sound quality as the recording process has gotten just a touch more complicated to this DIY podcasting girlie. It's a complicated topic to touch on but it IS the pre-30 crisis that is starting to hit like a giant peach ring weed gummy TBH. Am I ready? Have I done enough? What will I do next? There is no other decade to-date that you can really look back on and think about the way you can with your 20s. Tune into the full show for a few thoughts on that, what I think of cracking an egg on my own head and where you can find me performing this week and in a few more weeks (and a few more weeks after that). \n\nEPISODE NOTES:\n\nCalming my OCD tendencies (0:52)\n\nNobody Asked Me, But... (3:20)\n\nMy Sporty & Rich prison uniform (5:52)\n\nUpgrade your at-home setup with Old Brick Furniture (8:11)\n\nThe Jehovah's Witnesses have finally upgraded their reading material (11:28)\n\nStuck on Succession and Elmo Twitter (15:54)\n\nThe pre-30 crisis (21:43)\n\nTrying the TikTok egg cracking trend (30:00)\n\nThe hottest trend in fashion is...breastmilk jewelry (35:13)\n\nThe Buttonista does standup and spelling bees (41:04)\n\nThis show is best enjoyed with a Miller Lite."}