{"href":"https://api.simplecast.com/oembed?url=https%3A%2F%2Fthe-buttonista.simplecast.com%2Fepisodes%2Fthings-i-dont-understand-FumNAn53","width":444,"version":"1.0","type":"rich","title":"Things I Don't Understand","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_url":"https://image.simplecastcdn.com/images/e37b15bc-e26f-42a0-9b21-22e97446d524/b0f3a6c2-99a0-4486-8e80-46204f9afc54/buttonista-20show-20logos-202024-20-instagram-20post.jpg","thumbnail_height":300,"provider_url":"https://simplecast.com","provider_name":"Simplecast","html":"","height":200,"description":"Thank God It's T-U-E-S-D-A-Y! This week is all about user error re: bouncy blowouts and makeup products and to follow that, a long list of random things I apparently just don't understand. Including but not limited to: a strange design element on baby's hats, what some people are allowed to do with their fallen leaves, why Stewart's Shops hasn't implemented a drive-thru yet and more.\n\nEPISODE NOTES:\n\nWhy it's time for me to stop blaming products (or lake thereof) on lackluster hair and makeup results (3:07)\n\nMake your holiday plans now to hop on Santa's Magical Express with Yankee Trails (8:06)\n\nOne thing you will NOT find if you visit my house (11:48)\n\nExperiencing nostalgia for what it used to be like getting a new cell phone (15:30)\n\nAn ongoing reminder to find yourself some positivity on social media...even when it feels hard to find (21:50)\n\nManifesting a Stewart's Shops drive-thru (30:48)\n\nWhat should this next Buttonista 'era' look like? (32:55)\n\nWhy does Intern Aaron think there's beef? (40:57)\n\nIt's time to start a LTK (45:36)\n\n5 Random Things presented by Next Generation Roofing (48:40)\n\nA Primark PSA for beanie and scarf season (58:03)\n\nRoast or Toast presented by Professional Fire Restoration (58:58)"}