{"href":"https://api.simplecast.com/oembed?url=https%3A%2F%2Fthe-daily-beans.simplecast.com%2Fepisodes%2F082826-kf8_31up","width":444,"version":"1.0","type":"rich","title":"Hyperbolic Capri Pants (feat. John Fugelsang)","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_url":"https://image.simplecastcdn.com/images/5134725f-99f4-4fdb-989e-83722429d70d/4558f068-b50e-4722-9d67-9c342d54b82a/db_cover_spring_2026.jpg","thumbnail_height":300,"provider_url":"https://simplecast.com","provider_name":"Simplecast","html":"<iframe src=\"https://player.simplecast.com/7aa949bb-0f15-4c09-826e-64fbb5cb178d\" height=\"200\" width=\"100%\" title=\"Hyperbolic Capri Pants (feat. John Fugelsang)\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"></iframe>","height":200,"description":"Friday, August 28, 2026\n\nToday, the Navy sailor in distress who jumped off the USS Abraham Lincoln is being brought up on charges of faking an illness; Florida Governor Ron DeSantis and Senator Ashley Moody stole $10M from poor, sick children and funneled it to Republican political campaigns; a former Mike Collins staffer posted Nazi and KKK images; the Talarico campaign is asking the court to unseal Ken Paxton depositions; a top general was asked to drop the helicopter flyby Kid Rock investigation before Hegseth fired him; Chuck Edwards is pushing back against the Ethics Committee findings of sexual misconduct; National Guard members are speaking out against their occupation of DC; the ICE agent Christian Castro who shot Sosa-Celis and lied about it has been released from jail in Texas after Abbott failed to sign his extradition warrant; the Tate brothers were forced to admit they’re fake rich in court; plus Allison and Dana deliver your Good News."}