{"href":"https://api.simplecast.com/oembed?url=https%3A%2F%2Fthe-daily-beans.simplecast.com%2Fepisodes%2Fi-wish-we-were-kidding-1Fy1a8_Z","width":444,"version":"1.0","type":"rich","title":"I Wish We Were Kidding","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_url":"https://image.simplecastcdn.com/images/5134725f-99f4-4fdb-989e-83722429d70d/4558f068-b50e-4722-9d67-9c342d54b82a/db_cover_spring_2026.jpg","thumbnail_height":300,"provider_url":"https://simplecast.com","provider_name":"Simplecast","html":"<iframe src=\"https://player.simplecast.com/22f85a10-6131-4f2a-a93f-d7ae11a2629b\" height=\"200\" width=\"100%\" title=\"I Wish We Were Kidding\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"></iframe>","height":200,"description":"Wednesday, April 1st, 2026\n\nToday, the Supreme Court Rules against conversion therapy bans on Transgender Day Of Visibility; Trump has signed an illegal executive order restricting vote by mail; Wisconsin Governor Tony Evers vetoes five anti-trans bills; Trump says he’s willing to end the war without re-opening the Strait of Hormuz; Stephen Miller told ICE to force confrontations and vanquish Minnesota protestors by any force necessary; ICE agents will be stationed outside Marine Corps graduation events in South Carolina; Senate Democrats demand an investigation into the double-tap strike on Iranian school girls; Italy refuses US aircraft use of Sicily base for Middle East operations; a federal judge appears skeptical of Hegseth’s press restrictions; a judge has halted Trump’s ballroom project issuing a preliminary injunction; Rep Swalwell sends a cease and desist letter to Kash Patel; a judge says the video depositions of DOGE bros have to stay online; the Army has suspended the aircrew that did the Kid Rock fly-by in an Apache helicopter; a judge blocks Trump’s effort to defund NPR; a federal court strikes down Trump’s attacks on the Endangered Species Act; and Allison and Dana deliver your Good News."}