{"href":"https://api.simplecast.com/oembed?url=https%3A%2F%2Fthe-jackson-two.simplecast.com%2Fepisodes%2Fjason-meowmeowa-tltch5-eu_OXC9B","width":444,"version":"1.0","type":"rich","title":"Jason Meowmeowa (TLT.CH5)","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_url":"https://image.simplecastcdn.com/images/cf051e95-22dd-4fae-b774-59d59c2af2f4/de0cf49c-85ca-467f-bd32-49630020edf4/8b5f43f1-a804-444e-9fb9-19d5c135b014.jpg","thumbnail_height":300,"provider_url":"https://simplecast.com","provider_name":"Simplecast","html":"","height":200,"description":"AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF IN A STRANGE SUMMER CAMP\n\nAND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF FED A DELICIOUS POPCORN-PUDDING\n\nAND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF GIVEN A PRETTY XENOPHOBIC EXPLANATION OF THE STATE OF THE THEOLOGICAL UNION BY A HORSE OF A DIFFERENT COLOR\n\nAND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF: \"WELL, WHY DID I COME HERE?\"\n\nWe put The Lightning Thief Chapter Six: I Play Pinochle With A Horse through the shredder for a couple of things but mostly enjoy it, and also discuss the unification of the Germanic states, the Great Diet Beverage Schism of 1986, and the LAW OF THE TONGUE, here in The Lightning Thief, Chapter 5: I Play Pinochle With A Horse!\n\n\n\nThe Jackson Two are William Mills and Casey Hills, who rhyme but are not relation. Editing and production is also by Casey.\n\nOur intro music is Good Evening Loop, and our outro is Weekender, both by Serge Quadrado.\n\nFind us on Twitter @The_Jackson_Two, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/TheJacksonTwo for early episodes, exclusive preshows and other bonus content you won't find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there's a ding, there's a sting!"}